Everett Bradford is a boy. A boy with a dream. A boy with a dream of shooting flames out of his wrist. Well, Everett made his dreams a reality by making, what he likes to call, THE PYRO SYSTEM! It's basically a can of aerosol fuel rigged up to a barbecue ignition system strapped to his hand. It stops working at 0:25 and I thought for sure he was going to burn his face off when he points it at himself at 0:33, but, unfortunately for us, nothing. Now where the hell was your mother during all of this, Everett? Does she know about your little fire bracelet? She doesn't, does she? You told her you were going over to a girlfriend's house to mess around and then you came out here and filmed yourself fireballing it up didn't you? Everett, I'm going to go out on a sturdy limb here -- you have absolutely no idea what that thing dangling between your pasty white legs is for, do you?
Another longer video showing Everett's inspiration for the device, as well as an explanation of how it works (which was actually neat), after the jump.