Elephant Paints Elephant Portrait, I Want It
This isn't a gadget or gizmo. It is, however, awesome. It's an elephant painting a picture of an elephant -- holding flowers! Now I'm not saying that this pachyderm is smarter than a human, but it's definitely smarter than all my friends. Who, if you must know, are a rag-tag bunch of no-talent asscaps. The video is long, so feel free to skip around. But don't skip breakfast -- it's the most important meal of the day. Say, this reminds me -- one time when I was a kid, my parents took me to the circus (which I will never go to again) and there was a guy in the ring whose job it was to catch elephant shit with a shovel before it hit the ground. So this elephant starts to squat and he comes running -- but he couldn't hold the shovel up due to the weight of the turdage. It kept banging on the ground and spilling! Oh the hilarity! My brother and I heckled him the whole time.
Thanks to Steven, who knows what's up, for the tip