My Little Master Chief Is Just Damn Wrong

Remember the female version of Master Chief? She was hot wasn't she? Well how about this sexy little number, it doing anything for you? If so, please...
April 25, 2008

Balding Penguin Gets Custom Made Wetsuit

Sometimes it's a good idea to take a break from the inevitable human destruction by robots and read a beautiful, heartwarming story about a balding penguin. And...
April 25, 2008

Gryphon Glider Is Wicked Freaking Sweet

We've seen several different gliding apparatus here on Geekologie, and we've even posted the Gryphon before. So why again? Because many of you probably haven't seen it....
April 25, 2008

A Vision Of The Future: Robots With Lasers

These Kondo KHR-1HV robots are all rocking lasers for a world domination training exercise poorly disguised as the Blazer robot tournament in Fukuoka City, Japan. The little...
April 24, 2008

Space Invaders Decals A Hit With, Well, Me

So Space Invaders is celebrating its 30th anniversary and there's a new game coming out. Now what better way (besides getting a themed tattoo and legally changing...
April 24, 2008

Dude Gets Questionable Mario Tattoos

You know, sometimes you have to do something you don't want to and "take one for the team". Like when you have to Photoshop pictures of a...
April 24, 2008

Bacon Scarf Sadly Tastes Like Fleece

If there's one thing I learned repeatedly while growing up it's that a dog can and will bite your genitals if you have a piece of bacon...
April 23, 2008

Spider-Man Tattoo Sadly Lacks Spidey-Sense

This is a wicked Spider-Man inspired tattoo that somebody got. It was made to look like the guy's skin is ripped and he's really Spider-Man underneath. There's...
April 23, 2008

Segway Inventor Makes Water Regenerator

Dean Kamen, who invented the Segway and clearly loves himself some denim, has created a new water regenerator. It's called the Slingshot (?) and has no filters...
April 22, 2008

Sad: Death By Misinterpreted Text Message

Ermine and Ramazan Çalçoban were a Turkish couple going through a separation. Like any normal unhealthy couple, they continued to harass the shit out of each other...
April 22, 2008

Sure, Why Not?: Shoe Vending Machines

Here at Geekologie we've seen all kinds of different vending machines. We've seen ones that dispense soccer balls, pizzas, people, pot, other drugs, and even small children....
April 22, 2008

Buried Red Sox Jersey For Sale On eBay

If you haven't already heard, the David Ortiz jersey that some asshat buried under Yankee stadium in an attempt to curse the team is for sale on...
April 21, 2008

Knife Hooks Let Company Know You're Nuts

Remember all the unusually themed knife blocks from awhile ago? Well in that same vein come these hooks. Each one is a polyurethane and steel hanger that...
April 21, 2008