Make Sure She Says No By Proposing With The USB Engagement Ring
Being pressured by your significant other to pop the question? Are you just not ready for that kind of commitment but want to get in some good asking practice? Enter the USB Engagement ring. Made as a set of two, they can be connected to transfer data to each other (similar to how you can transfer disease with your privates). Now I don't think I need to tell you this is not the way to get engaged. Nope, this is the way to get kneed in the balls. Unless you're down on one knee, in which case it's the way to get your teeth kicked out.
Oh, and as a side note, those are definitely both man hands in the picture. And yes, the pimp in the back is the same minister that officiated my wedding.
Swarovski Engagement Ring Will Surely Get you Turned Down [ohgizmo]
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This is the R2-D2 themed engagement ring designed by Joe for his girlfriend Emily, who he met when they were both working at the same tattoo shop. The ring was brought to life by Paul Mitchell Design and the folks at CustomMade. PREPARE TO CRY YOUR EYES OUT (just kidding -- w... / Continue →
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This is a D10 die engagement ring. It was custom made, but doesn't contain any precious stones so it was probably still significantly cheaper than a traditional engagement ring. Because what better way to symbolize a relationship than PURE CHANCE. Rolling for true love -- co... / Continue →
