Sewer Doormats Add Slum To Your Porch
Feet First doormats are made to look like some of the world's most famous manhole covers. They're 24" round, made out of 100% recycled truck tires, and cost an unknown amount of money. I actually want one, because I'm setting a booby trap for Ninja Turtles. Once I catch one (probably Michelangelo, he's an idiot) I'll torture the bastard until he tells me where Master Splinter is hiding. Once I've located Splinter I'll make him teach me some wicked ninja moves. Then I'll kick my roommate's ass for always stealing my Fudge Rounds.
UPDATE: It appears someone had already thought of the idea, and this company is just knocking them off and expanding the line. Ah, capitalism.
thanks to Sebastian, who could kick my roommate's ass for me if he was here, for the tip
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I typically try to avoid peepin' at knobs but I have been known to glance over a urinal divider if I hear an unusually powerful stream. Curiosity aside, this is a doorknob that allows you to see what's on the other side. Which, SPOILER!: your brother masturbating. Hideyuki N... / Continue →
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This is a firescreen that makes it appear as though London is burning in your fireplace. There's one of Rome too, after the jump. BURN!! It's been a long time since fire ravaged London and Rome in 1666 and 64 AD respectively--which must be why we can feel okay about making c... / Continue →
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This is the Cat Tunnel Couch from Korean designer Seungji Mun. It has an attached habitrail passage for your cats to play in. Unfortunately, it looks like you can't take the tube all the way apart, so if a cat decides to puke in the right elbow you may just have to deal with ... / Continue →
