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Oakley Medusa Hat & Goggles Are Painful


There are people out there that want to look as stupid as possible. Thankfully for these freaks there is the Medusa hat and goggles from Oakley. The ridiculous hat goes for a paltry $500 and the bug-eyed goggles for $250 -- a steal. I can't imagine who in their right (or wrong) mind would ever, ever, ever buy these monstrosities, but I'm sure they're out there. I'm also sure they're idiots and should be sterilized. That being said, I think they'd be great for a little mythical role-playing in the bedroom. I could get my wife to put these on, then I'd pretend to cut her head off with my man-sword. You know, just like Perseus did.

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Thanks to Melissa, goddess of beauty, and Sebastian, god of sexual prowess, for the tips

There are Comments.
  • Bijoy Chandy

    Dude you need Jesus man. So much hate in you man. Jesus will trade it with you in an instant. I pray His love finds you where ever you are man. Peace

  • Who the f*** wrote this? I know it was seven years ago, but if you still feel this way, maybe you should be sterilized. Excuse me for having good and interesting taste, while you sit there and write stupid comments about a cool item. Have fun with your boring life.

  • lex

    plus these sell for 5k on ebay now, so if you bought them back then, their value is now 10x

  • I fancy the hat, it's cool. Don't want the goggles though. But... In the right context, somewhere at the North or South Pole, in Siberia, riding a bike, heliskiing, etc., anywhere the eyes need protection both from sun and wind, these goggles will definitely work. Especially if you combine the hat, the goggles and Beardo's Lion Roar ski mask... wow! That would be some crazy skiing.))))

  • BrianRommel

    I'll take 12

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