Massager Keeps Your Fingers Feeling Good
The 'Yubi Lax germa' is a finger massager from Japan. It runs ¥945 (~$8.60), but I couldn't find anyone shipping to the US, so someone please purchase one and send it to me. My fingers really need it. All this typing really takes its toll on my precious digits. This state of the art device even features germanium (not to be confused with geranium, which is a plant), a mineral that causes the thing to heat up when you're using it. Awesome. And since it came with no warning, I assume that it's also safe to use on your you-know-whats! And you do know what I'm talking about when I say your you-know-whats don't you? Fine, I'll spell it out for you so there will be no confusion - your t-o-e-s. Yes, don't neglect your toes, those things are important. This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy ate roast beef, this little piggy had none, and this little piggy got his penis caught in a Japanese finger massager because he was using it for an unintended purpose.
Massager for overworked fingers [popgadget]
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