Egg Fryers Shape Your Eggs Into Weapons
Urban Trends has designed a line of egg fryers that shape your morning eggs into weapons of minimal destruction. Now I'm not really sure why they decided on gun molds instead of barnyard animals, but I think it had something to do with those anti-drug commercials they used to play during my childhood. You know, the one with the egg that was supposed to be your brain. They'd toss it into a frying pan, and that was supposed to be your brain on drugs. Damn I couldn't wait to get my hands on drugs after seeing those commercials. Raw eggs are disgusting, but a fried egg -- delicious. Unfortunately the resulting drug abuse has made my brain a highly sought after treat for zombies.