Duke Nukem Forever Teaser Trailer
As an avid Duke Nukem fan, I've learned to not get my hopes up for the latest installment, Duke Nukem Forever, seeing how its development started in 1997 and has been a royal pooch-screw from the start. But now there's a new trailer, and it made me get all excited again. I especially like the end, when Duke says "I'm looking for some alien toilet to park my bricks, who's first?" That Duke, such a class act. Always smoking cigars and parking his bricks in alien toilets. Good thing he doesn't wear a monocle or I might confuse him for Mr. Monopoly.
Out of the Vapor? Duke Nukem Forever Trailer [uberreview]
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