Chair Provides Maximum Butticular Comfort
The Ayur chair costs a staggering $500 and looks funny. From the two-tone seat to the little hotdog of a backrest, it's 100% wack. However, as you can see from the picture it got an 8 out of 10 in some test or poll. Although that may be the date it came out or something, I don't really know because I'm an idiot and I can't read what it says. Anyways, the chair allegedly "provides perfect lumbar support while ergonomically lifting and separating your butt cheeks for optimum comfort." Well count me the f in! Just what I've always needed, lifted and separated butt cheeks! That way it'll be even easier for my perv of an office-mate to jam a pen up my ass when I'm busy playing Mine Sweeper. Which he does do. And which does suck. I think I'm going to have to kill him.
Note: Not totally sure what the woman is doing in that second pose, but I like it whatever it is.
Ayur Chair Protects The Bum [electroplankton]