8-year-old twins Jared and Justin, tired of being bullied, have developed wedgie-proof underwear, the Rip-Away 1000s. This may be the greatest internet video of all time, those poor little bastards. It may also be the saddest. You just have to watch. The only problem is, I failed to hear any mention of swirlie-proof heads, indicating these kids still have plenty years of torture ahead of them.
Video after the jump, along with my favorite lines.
Best lines from the video:
"And Justin, what are you doing standing there with his underwear in your hands?"
"Just looking at it."
"Now unfortunately Jared, is your underwear around your knees?"
(After some feeling around) "Yes."
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