Candlelight Lamp: You'll Lose The Matchstick
The Hono Candlelight is a 10" tall lamp that lights up at the top when you touch it with the "magical matchstick". To turn it off you blow on it. Pretty clever. Except you're going to lose the matchstick. Then it magically transforms from a $64 novelty lamp into a $64 flat-ended dildo.
One more picture of a bunch of them after the jump.
Hono candlelight [7gadgets]