Best Campaign Commercial EVER EVER

Above is the best campaign commercial ever made -- and yes, it's real. It was made last year in Rockingham County, North Carolina for a seat on the Board of Education. The dude didn't win, but he did get 4,648 votes from people who obviously know what the hell is up with politics. May the force be with this man. I think he may be retarded.

Youtube [thanks to Raúl, a man who can win any election, for the tip]

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