The Betty cycle lamp is a lamp for your bicycle. It's called Betty because I used to date a girl by the same name and she had some headlights on her that would make you curl and weep they were so damn fine. So that's why it's called that. It's 22 watts and 1,400 lumens, making it pretty damn bright. Yeah, but here comes the kicker. Get ready. Here comes. Just a minute now. It costs $1,185. Wasn't expecting that were you? You should have been sitting down. I meant to warn you but I was daydreaming about Betty's milk balloons. Sorry.
Betty Cycle Lamp Lights Up The Night [ubergizmo]