Man Files Patent For Taser-Proof Clothing

The picture above is a diagram from an Arizona man's US Patent application showing his taser-proof clothing. Or if you want to get technical it's the patent...
November 2, 2007

Batter Blaster Is Amazing, Picture Says So

The picture says it all folks, "Amazing". Batter Blaster is aerosol pancake/waffle mix that you squirt directly from the can onto the griddle. You'll have hot and...
November 2, 2007

Charcoal Toothpaste Looks Like Sludge

Charcle is a Korean charcoal based toothpaste. It is black, looks like sludge, and probably doesn't taste like licorice. A DesignNotes tester had the following to say...
November 2, 2007

Beer Fridge Looks Good, I Want One Badly

It's a glorified kegerator, but damn does it look fine. The HomePub Refridgerator/Freezer is a quality cooling unit from Scandinavian manufacturer Asko. It's available in Europe right...
November 2, 2007

The British Develop An 'Invisible' Tank

The British have allegedly developed an 'invisible' tank that will be ready for service by 2012. Basically the technology "uses cameras and projectors to beam images of...
November 2, 2007

All Glass Sinks Are Very Clear, See Through

The IKS vanity from Lasa Idea, an Italian bathroom-stuff manufacturer, is a single piece of molded glass. Which makes it a very clear sink indeed. They're available...
November 2, 2007

Steampunk Pac-Gentleman Is Pretty Sweet

Doktor A, the artist/sculptor responsible for this awesomely awesome steampunk creation has titled it "The Secret History of Video Games: Pac Gentleman". He also provides an explanation...
November 2, 2007

New Dice Make Computer Diagnosis Easy

PC Dice are a sophisticated diagnostic tool used to determine the current problem with your computer. They run $27 for the set of three dice. You just...
November 1, 2007

Calculator Prevents Indecent Exposure

The Chrome Calculator Belt Buckle ($10) is almost exactly what it sounds like. The only thing they failed to mention is that it also serves as an...
November 1, 2007

Zen Dolphin Relaxation Aid Is Questionable

The Zen Dolphin is a glowing blue plastic dolphin that's supposed to help you relax. It moves like it's swimming. Relax as you watch Zen Dolphin magically...
November 1, 2007

Smash The Hell Out Of A $6,020 Chair

The Do Hit Chair is ridiculous. It's a 0.04" thick steel cube that costs $6,020. The idea is that you take a sledgehammer or anything else to...
October 31, 2007

Best Product Ever Ever Ever: The Wine Rack

The Wine Rack, made by thebeerbelly.com (who also produce a fake beer belly to sneak beer/liquor into places) is a sports bra looking alcohol container! That's right...
October 31, 2007

Happy Halloween From Two Major Dorks

So these two guys dressed up as iPhones for some Halloween party, complete with LCD displays. LOL People on digg think we stole these displays from apple...
October 31, 2007

Go Green: Water Plants With Dishwater

Erdem Selek has developed the Planter Dish Drip, which is a planter you can put your just-washed dishes in and let them drip onto a plant, watering...
October 31, 2007

USB Ferris Wheel Phone Stand: Must Have!

Usbgeek has released yet another sweet-ass USB gadget - the USB Ferris Wheel Phone Stand ($27). What you do is throw your cell phone up on the...
October 31, 2007

Fancy Credit Card Looks Like Calculator

Innovative Card Technologies got together with eMue Technologies to come up with a credit card with a "Credit Card Embedded Authentication Device". Basically whenever you're making an...
October 31, 2007

Police To Use Gun Cameras For Evidence

Police officers in Orange County, New York are having their guns fitted with pistol cameras, which show the view of the barrel and target. When an officer...
October 31, 2007

Mac-O-Lanterns: Great Use For Old Macs

Don't toss that old Mac to the curb -- paint that bitch orange, install a JPEG viewer, and ta-da, you've got yourself a sweet Mac-o-lantern -- or...
October 30, 2007

Dynamic Daylight Window Is Trippy, Cool

The video above is a demonstration of Philip's new Dynamic Daylight Windows. It's awesome. Even more awesome if you're on drugs. By waving your hand around you...
October 30, 2007

Paper Master Chief Looks Better Than Mine

Billybob884 of deviantART has developed a Papercraft style Master Chief model. The final product "comes out to be 13" (33 cm) tall, has roughly 2,100 faces (+...
October 30, 2007

Shotgun Is Almost As Large As My Gun

The world's largest shotgun still has a ways to go to beat what I'm packing, but it certainly isn't anything to shake a stick at. The damn...
October 30, 2007

Star Wars Costume Tees Are Very Awesome

80's Tees is selling these wicked Star Wars Costume Tees in case you need a quick Halloween costume that won't arrive until after Halloween. R2D2 and Darth...
October 30, 2007

Miller Lite Subwoofer Will Get Stolen Quickly

Somebody definitely stayed up all night designing this, unfortunately they stayed up pounding Miller Lite. The result? The Miller Lite Subwoofer. It was made for indoor use,...
October 30, 2007

Robot Car Is Tiny, Still Fits Lots of Clowns

The Picobot is allegedly the world's smallest autonomous robot. I say allegedly as I'm not up to date on the world's smallest autonomous robots because I have...
October 29, 2007

Topless Table Less Exciting Than I Hoped

When I think topless table, I think topless table dancers gyrating and whatnot and otherwise being all boobily up in my face. Well this table is the...
October 29, 2007

Bullet Tape Ensures Packages Won't Arrive

Tired of using the same boring-ass clear packing tape when sending a package? Well check out some of your other options. RuebenMiller has posted a review of...
October 29, 2007

Aromatherapy Pens Encourage Huffing

Swiss Aromatherapy Pens are pens that have a liquid reservoir and rollerball on top (in upper left of photo), so that you can dispense smelly goodness onto...
October 29, 2007

Dish Stickers: Because Your Dish Is Ugly

SatelliteDishSticker.com is selling big foil stickers for your satellite dish to transform it from a hideous eyesore into a hideous eyesore with a big f'ing sticker. The...
October 29, 2007

USB Blender Alarm Is Very Confused

The USB Blender Alarm Clock from Brando is in the running for the worst USB gadget. It's an alarm clock with "funky and retro design" that can...
October 29, 2007