Bathmat Slippers Really Take Me Back

The Mat Walk Bathmat Slippers are the lovechild of a pair of slippers that were tired of banging dust bunnies under you bed and decided to slip...
October 26, 2007

I've Always Wanted A Girl With Elf Ears

Dr. Lajos Nagy, a New York plastic surgeon, has created a surgical procedure to make your ears pointy. According to the doctor, who will now be known...
October 26, 2007

iShoes Are Ridiculous(ly Freaking Dorky)

Well apparently it's "Incredibly Stupid Ways To Get Around" day here at Geekologie, and what better to celebrate than to show off these fancy iShoes (yes, they...
October 26, 2007

Geekologie Ladies: Ms. Pac Man Ring

So what if I found these surfing a women's lifestyle website -- I recently killed my girlfriend after I mistook her for a zombie and now I'm...
October 26, 2007

Make The World The Way You Want It

The Blackboard Globe from MUJI is exactly what it sounds like, sort of. It's actually just a spherical blackboard (blackball?) with a wooden stand. You're supposed to...
October 26, 2007

Emergency Zombie Kit Worked Well For Me

Some brilliant individual has crafted an Emergency Zombie Defense Station. It includes a shotgun, some shells, a knife, and the lid doubles as a plastic riot shield....
October 26, 2007

Heklucht Bikestand With Airpump

The Heklucht is a bikestand which incorporates an airpump, and is not a bad idea. The product was conceived for an art project in Ypenburg (a newly...
October 25, 2007

The Walkstation Is Not For This Blogger

The Steelcase Walkstation is the beastly life form created when your cubicle desk gets drunk at an office party, stumbles into a gym and bangs a treadmill....
October 25, 2007

Play Ping Pong On A Half Green Door

The Ping Pong Door, from designer Tobias Franzel, is a door with a middle section that flips out to reveal a ping pong table. It's not regulation....
October 25, 2007

One-Handed Controller For Serious Baters

Ben Heck, a man who loves modding, has produced the "Access Controller", which is a controller for the XBox 360 that you can use with one hand....
October 25, 2007

New XBox 360 Is Soft As Hell, Pillowy

A beautiful woman named Hannah made an XBox 360 out of fabric and pillow fluff or whatever the hell you shove in things to make them cushy....
October 24, 2007

Ferrari Segway Is Wrong On So Many Levels

It all started when staff at Ferrari's Maranello plant fell in love with the Segway and started using them to get around the facility. Next thing you...
October 24, 2007

Mix Tape Flash Drive Is Retro-Modern

The MIXA is a 1GB USB drive that looks like a cassette tape. It takes this idea to the next level. You got to the MIXA website...
October 24, 2007

Flower Urinals: Pee On Something Beautiful

Flower Urinals, from Clark Sorenson, are flower shaped urinals. They sell for anywhere between $6,500 and $9,500, making them ridiculously expensive for a bunch of urine receptacles....
October 24, 2007

Robot Snake Doesn't Knock My Socks Off

Roboboa, a robotic snake from WowWee is now available in the US. It has infrared sensor technology and does stuff like, uh, wiggle around awkwardly. He can...
October 24, 2007

Anime Pillows Are Seriously Wack

Apparently body pillows printed with anime girls are all the rage in Japan. You may already know about this -- I did not, because I'm not some...
October 24, 2007

Dodge Avenger StormTrooper Is Very White

The Dodge Avenger StormTrooper is just that -- a Dodge Avenger concept with StormTrooper styling. Which basically means it's very white, and sort of menacing looking (for...
October 24, 2007

Toothbrush Couch Looks Comfortable, I Think

Some A+ student over at Bucks New University in the UK designed this toothbrushy couch. Looks comfortable doesn't it? I think so. A lot more comfortable than...
October 23, 2007

Phone Fingers Are Ridiculous, Awful, Stupid

Phone fingers are prophylactics for your digits so you don't smudge your precious iPhone screen. They come in small, medium, large and extra large, and you can...
October 23, 2007

Billiard Balls That Flash, Not Breasts Though

Hammacher Schlemmer, a company best known for selling grossly overpriced crap, is now selling Lighted Billiard Balls. The regulation-size and weight (5 1/4 oz.) billiard balls illuminate...
October 23, 2007

Transformer Lamp Turns Into Another Lamp

Ever wonder what would happen if a Transformer banged an illuminated cocktail table? Well now you know. The 'Angel Lamp' hides a table on the inside, and...
October 23, 2007

Lose An Eye And Get A Designer Eye Patch

Woogle Works, which focuses their efforts on products for people with disabilities, has come up with a stylish eye patch. Which is really just a sticker you...
October 23, 2007

XBox 360 Controller Shoe Is So Very Stupid

Heelys, a company best known for making those f'ing roller shoes that idiot children wear in Wal-Mart, is releasing another stupid product. The Gamer collection features footwear...
October 23, 2007

Junk Copter Is Scary, Destined For Junkyard

A Nigerian physics undergraduate named Mubarak Muhammad Abdullahi has built a helicopter out of junk. The 24-year-old bankrolled the project with the money he earned fixing PCs...
October 23, 2007

Disco Ball Chandelier Is Shiny As Hell

Generally I don't like chandeliers because they're tacky as hell and just don't look right hanging in the trailer. But I might make an exception for the...
October 23, 2007

Japanese Lady Produces Unique Camouflage

Aya Tsukioka, a Japanese experimental fashion designer, has developed a line of completely wack camouflage for crime worried citizens. The designs include soda and vending machines, fire...
October 22, 2007

Silver Peripherals For Germophobes

The Silver Seal Keyboard and Mouse are antibacterial peripherals. They're also dishwasher safe. They both have silver ions embedded into the plastic, to prevent the buildup of...
October 22, 2007

New Force Feedback Vest, No Helmet Yet

Strap on TN Game's new Third Space Vest and you can actually feel it when you get shot playing your favorite video game. The vest has eight...
October 22, 2007

Birds On A Wire Lighting Is Not Bad Looking

Designers Javier Henriquez and Sebastian Lara from the Mexican studio Eos México came up with this beautiful bit of interior lighting called 'Birds On A Wire'. They...
October 22, 2007

Bed LEDs Won't Get You Laid (Trust Me)

The Pimp My Bed LED system is a saucer with 14 extra-bright LEDs that produces a blue shine under your bed. The damn thing costs $36 and...
October 22, 2007

Cereal Bowl Keeps Your Crispies Crispity

The EatMeCrunchy cereal bowl is no ordinary cereal receptacle my friends, oh no. It's a bowl with a secret. That secret is a shelf that your cereal...
October 22, 2007