I can tell you want one already, even without being entirely sure what it is. Well that's understandable, I was the same way when I first saw it. Introducing the Banana Guard! It keeps your favorite taser shaped fruit safe and unbruised on your way to work or school. They cost $6, and are available in a variety of colors, with glow in the dark coming out soon. What better way to look cool and let people know you care about fruit than rocking the Banana Guard. Excuse me sir, is that a Banana Guard in your pocket? Hell no lady, that's my penis. I ate my unbruised banana for lunch. Thanks Banana Guard!
One more of the benefits of the product after the jump.
1. We have smoothed out the alignment when the Banana Guard is closed. Easy to open and close; designed with kids in mind.
2. Eliminated the need for flip down locking clips in favour of a more secure mechanism that makes a satisfying snapping sound indicating your banana is well protected.
3. Now capable of custom printing possibilities for company names or logos to replace "Banana Guard" on larger orders.
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