Aug 9 2007USB Stripper


Well for all of you out there that have given up on ever getting laid, there may be hope yet. You might at least get to see one more naked lady in your life (besides your mother), and for you it's the USB powered stripper (of course you'll have to scrape her painted bikini off first with your car keys)! For 169,00 DK you can have a plastic Barbie glued to a pole that

gyrates and rubs up and down her pole in time to the flashing lights and backing music.

Sound too good to be true? It probably is. Better luck in the next life. Now if you'll excuse me I've got to get ready for a date, my centerfold girlfriends are coming over to play twister.

Just kidding guys, I have faith in you. Get out there and touch a boobie (a real one - and legally).

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Reader Comments


First. Lame.

In my experience, touching boobies is legally considered sexual assault. But, where others are arrested for indecent exposure, I get charged with Vulgar Display of Power.

I legally touch my own boobies everyday! HA, I win. I like the USB dog that looks like its going at it with your port.

It's like the creators of that product had me in mind specifically. I'm going to set up my Empire Luke Skywalker right next to it. giggity giggity


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