Sliding Cell Phone Holder
If you're anything like me, you like to be up to date on the latest trends in cell phone technology. Well this isn't one of them - it is however, I guess, an innovation of some sort - but I can safely say there will be no trend. Some kid who obviously grew up watching way too many Batman and Spiderman cartoons invented a freaking sliding cell phone holder that attaches to the wrist. Nothing quite says "I just gave you a fake ass number" like some dingleberry trying to get your digits with this thing strapped on.
Sliding Cell Phone Holder [Patently Silly]