Rocklighter Website for Concerts
Some wackjob (read: wackjob) has made a website that shows a close-up of a lighter flame. Why you ask? Well of course it's so you can navigate to it on your cell phone at concerts and have a fake flame to wave around like an idiot. Nobody has lighters anymore? How are you supposed to light fireworks and cigarettes? The last time I was at a concert and it was time to wave lighters, I caught the guy next to me waving a cell phone (he wasn't even using the flame!), so I set his hair on fire. Several skin grafts later and he's still stupid. I hope this has taught you all a valuable life lesson.