From the "Worst Inventions to Come out of Japan" department comes the "Insect Catcher". It sucks up insects, but you have to be about an inch away, which is dumb. Because if you can get an inch away, you could smash the damn bug with your hand. Watch the video to see some idiot sucking an ant off a wall, but never any flies. Oh, and they really need to rename this thing "Not a Penile Enlargement Pump" because, well, I'm on my way to the hospital to have it removed.
A video after the jump, along with a link to the Japanese product site, with an almost flawless translation.