This one is for the Geekologie ladies out there. Clarins (A UK based cosmetic peddler) has been banned from claiming their new Expertise 3P spray protects against cell phone radiation. Mainly because it sure as hell doesn't. However, there is hope. I happen to have a spray that does protect from radiation, wrinkles, cancer, sunburn, blemishes, cankers, harelips, you name it.
Cell Phone Protection Spray [therawfeed]