Jul 9 2007Papercraft T-Rex automata eats caveman

anitrex350.gifFlying Pig has created this amazing T-Rex papercraft automata which they describe as:

A super fun animated paper model for you to pop out and make. Turn the handle on the terrible T.Rex and he reaches down and bites! The T.Rex catches any object placed beneath his might jaws with the power of paper. Awesome! Includes free anachronistic cave man for your T.Rex to eat. Follow the fully illustrated instructions and, with an evening or two of your time and a tube of PVA glue you can have this delightful model for your collection.

It's even more impressive that it's completely constructed from paper and glue. Sort of like my car. My horribly depressing car.


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The question is : Will it eat, say, younger siblings?
Or rather...
Does it come in larger sizes?

um... cavemen and dinosaurs didn't exist at the same time.

^^ Patently false; the historical documentary cartoon "The Flintstones" clearly shows cavemen and dinosaurs coexisting.

Does it bite off the head of said caveman?
And if it does, does paper blood squirt everywhere?

If not, I'm not interested.

So last saturday night I was sitting at home on the computer like I do most nights, when my little brother came home from hanging out wiht some girls. He's 14 but sexually active, and sometimes I show him squirting pornos to show him out to satisfy a girl. but anyway, he came home with this little girl, and they went up to his room and closed the door.
My parents were out at some tupperware party or some shit like that. Well I thought it was pretty hot when I heard them making out, so I went upstairs to listen through the door.
After about 15 minutes i could hear the zippers unzipping and all that hot shit going on, and I coulndt take it anymore, I ran to my room, threw on some sweatpants for easy access, and started masturbating outside of his door. well 2 minutes later I heard him tell her he was going to go grab a sandwhich while he regenerated, so I ran to the bathroom to finish off. I stopped for a minute while I was in the bathroom and listened for his footsteps, but didnt hear anything so I started up again. Well just then he opened the goddamn door to the bathroom.
He yelled what the f*** at me but just kept staring at me. He knew that I was a virgin even though I was 20 but still I know way more about sex, so he asked me what he should do with her next while still staring at my throbbing member that was in my hand. I said, well, in cum farters 9 he pulls out and jacks off like this; and started jerking it again.
And then as I came, I explained to him that you put it up to her asshole right before you cum. He said oh.. well.. i mean.. I dont know if it will look sexy when I do that, becuase my cock isn't nearly as veiny as yours. I said what the f***, that is completely irrelevant you nigger; and assured him that he probably had a beautiful cock.
So he pulled it out. I swear to god I had never seen a cock with that much of a curve to the left, and right then, i knew I had to have it. The sheer mathematical right angle of it made it the sexiest thing I had ever seen.
I swear i'm not gay, but that thing was just looking directly at the mirror to my right and I got down on my knees and manuevered around to get on it with my lips. Well after a minute I got my first taste of semen, and I've been openly bi ever since.
But back tot he story, his gf walked home after we refused to open the bathroom door and she has never come back to our house since

Jesse: Look up the word anachronistic, found in the description.

Ninja Trebuchet, oh lawd, lol.

What. They're charging money for a papercraft? That's bull >:( I'll cut it out myself to save money. Screw the T-rex. I have an RO novice papercraft who'll shank it to death anyway. Nyyooo.

What? Ninjas had trebuchets, didn't they? No? Uh oh.

Dinosaurs and cavemen never existed at all. Their fossils are a lie put there by God to test our faith, right Pastor Al?

wow betsy, just wow. i think that was better than the article itself. i hope you applied.


that gif would make an AMAZING user icon.

besty that was good

i have 3 girls give me a blowjob at once

to besty go to hell

The Christian Extremists believe that the dinosaurs were wiped out in Noah's flood. That's whats so wonderful about this: You can market it to them and it's not blasphemy!

betsy : LOOL that post is awesome, loved it!

When I was at the tower of London their is one of those when there is a person and a guard, when you wind it up...the guard cuts his head of with an axe.

blatant copypasta is obviously copypasta.

nuff said.

i'm guessing this is one of the new writers they brought in, a paper car being depressing?? oh man i miss hedo, this is a poor substitute

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