The 10 Second IQ Test

According to this, I'm a super duper genius. And according to my mom, I'm a little prince!

• Compressorhead: An Entirely Robotic Metal Band

  January 4, 2013

  Note: Please, try to keep the metal metal band jokes to a minimum. This is a video of the robotic band Compressorhead practicing in the garage of some human they likely killed. Unfortunately (or is it?), as somebody pointed out in the video's comments, you can really only hea... / Continue →
• New Zealand Charity Teaches Dogs To Drive (Seriously)

  December 5, 2012

  In other news, run over cats are up 400%. An animal adoption charity in New Zealand has successfully taught several dogs how to drive (including steering, shifting in and out of park, and pedal use) to prove to potential adopters how smart dogs are and how you could never in a... / Continue →
• OMG, Win It For Me!: Arcade Claw Machine w/ Cat Inside

  December 4, 2012

  This is a claw machine in a Russian arcade that some cat has decided to call home. Or maybe it's an actual prize, I dunno. What I do know is there's no way in hell you'll ever pick that kitty up with THAT WEAK-ASS CLAW. You'll have to lure him down into the prize bin with tr... / Continue →