MacTruck super tough notebook case
MacTruck is a case built for Mac notebooks made from 5052-H32 aluminum alloy, a super tough magnesium aluminum alloy used for making tanks. The MacTruck starts at $200, and the manufacturers claim you can drive a truck over it and your computer will survive. Plus it would look crazy cool handcuffed to your wrist. You could put on sunglasses and a suit and everything.