Gold Disk On Key $2000 USB Drive
The Gold Disk On Key is a USB drive made out of 14K gold with three diamonds inset that are backlit and light up when the drive is working. The drive also has a 4GB capacity, which means it's totally worth the $2,000 price tag. And by worth it I mean totally not worth it. Although it's still cheaper than this $3,500 USB drive. Which means if you show up to your annual rich person's meeting with the Gold Disk On Key you'll be laughed out of the room.