Epoq EMP-CVWD-2 video watch
The Epoq EMP-CVWD-2 is a watch which plays MP4 video on a 1.8 inch screen. The watch also serves as a photo viewer and MP3 player, and is disguised as a regular dress watch. The 2GB model costs $199.95, although a 4GB model will be available as well. Because, really, the world needs more ways to look at porn on your wrist. I'm assuming this is less conspicuous than my current method: taping issues of Playboy to my arm.