May 4 2007Millimeters Matter viral ad

That irritated me.

Invertebrates are not fodder for slapstick.

A couple of money shots in there...

As a future member of PETA, I'm against that.

That is just cruel. I hope that company goes bankrupt and the insects attack the owners, and everyone who uses a cell phone gets hit with a pie. Cruel bastards, so so mean. :(

Insect cruelty aside, was a pie in the face ever that funny to begin with?

I've always considered a pie in the face more sexy than funny, but to each their own.

If I consider what I usually do when I meet insects, I must say that the guys who made this ad are "insects best friends".

Let's all throw cakes and pies and stones and pianos and whatever you want in the face of all insects !

I don't see how this is cruel -- I'm sure a couple of these babies just licked the jam off their faces and scurried away. Also, I just kind of doubt they hired some dude to ACTUALLY accurately fire those adorable little pies into flies and bees. At best they squirted some jam/creme at some of them with a eyedropper and slo-moed it. If you want to watch me pull off their legs one by one, poke their eyes out, and drown what's left in the toilet. Or feed it too my goldfish.

Gee, those pies are so cute and yummy looking!

Why is everyone assuming that a minuscule catapult is capable of launching a 3.5mm pie into the face of a flying wasp with such reliability?

@ 9 agreed.

i wasn't aware that this was real. wow. just wow. bravo my fellow members of the internet audience, bravo.

I think that you guys need to chill...it's so OBVIOUSLY CGI...OMFG. Learn to laugh!

So I am 21 and my little sister is only 11. Anyways she gets in the shower and a little while later gets out and goes into her room to dress.

Like 3 seconds later she starts screaming and I am working out in my room doing my third rep of chest curls, so I have no shirt on. I immediately drop my 50 lb weights and barge in and ask her what the fuck is wrong with her and she points up at the ceiling and its just a little stupid spider on the ceiling. Our ceiling is kind of high so I have to jump to get it. So i grab a magazine and jump up to swat it. I hit it a little but it falls and lands right on my fucking sisters head.

she immediately drops her towel and starts swatting at her head screaming "GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF" I notice it crawling down her back and its still alive. I drop the magazine because it wasnt working so well and i grab her shoulder with one hand to get control of her because she is flailing around like a maniac and then I am swatting at it with my only other free hand. and just then my parents burst in and see her naked and me in just my fucking shorts spanking her rear-end while shes crying her fucking guts out.

Most fucking embarrassing day of my life. I tried to explain to them i was like "guys oh no wait there was a spider there was spider and stuff". and my little sister was still crying her guts out and my dad just exploded and told me to "get in your fucking room immediately you sick fucking bastard". It doesnt help that a couple months ago they found a pair of her undies on my floor. I dont know how they got there but probably were stuck in my pants after mom did laundry or something.

i really feel like killing myself right now

You're problem is this:
When someone goes out of their way to describe an overly-elaborate scenario, they are usually lying. Remember this for the next time you decide to molest little sis with a magazine and/or spider.

Vanman,
I'm not a liar but I do come from a long line of fighters. My maternal grandfather was the toughest guy I ever knew. World War Two veteran killed twenty men and spent the rest of the war in an Allied prison camp. My father battled blood pressure and obesity all his life. Different kind of fight.

My uncle is was the champion of the national modified midget association in 1997. That means i'm fast. Try to catch me with your high blood pressure.

That isnt very PC is it? Midget.
I dont consider them midgets or little people. I mean, they're just like me except they're short and have really really big heads.

Due to an unfortunate reaction to all of the Botox I've injected, I cannot laugh, Bob. Thanks for highlighting my deformity, jerk.

i love this website

Second best post of the week to Amy.

As for James, allow me to indulge you in my tried-and-tested response for times and dilemmas such as those you're divulged:

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Trust me, anonymity has nothing to do with this. You'd be just as dull and i'd be just as intolerant in the person, so we'll get that one out of the way before it surfaces, eh, chumley?

xXxWaLLyxXx

"In the person". You can see my Polish heritage shining through there.

I'm a different Amy but holy geez even if that spider story was made up it's still effing hilarious.

CGI!!!!! It's most definately CGI guys.

one dinosaurus is missing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y63OwTkE8I

If you want to see some saurian astronaut trio action, check out Rob Walton's Ragmop.

http://robwaltoon.com/

It's a straight-up brilliant adventure-comedy graphic novel featuring science, theology, conspiracies, social satire, and three dinosaurs named Einstein, Darwin, and Huxley in a stolen alien space ship.

James, people DO care. After I stopped laughing so hard I nearly puked, I found myself wondering what happened next.

TELL MEEEE