Apr 30 200740-year-old Virgin doll

It was a good movie, but who exactly is the market for this doll? Besides me, of course. I already ordered 80. Gajillion. Because really, if you're going to own one 40-year-old Virgin doll you might as well own 80 gajillion.
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Reader Comments
1. Brownian - April 30, 2007 1:22 PM
Is the 'face' in the shaved bits speaking to anyone else, or am I the only one on this site who is officially batshit crazy?
2. Andrea - April 30, 2007 1:29 PM
Dude, do they make one that screams like he did when said hair was being removed??? If so, I'm in for a few gajillion myself. Bonus.
3. Andrea - April 30, 2007 1:30 PM
Heeeey.... how come it's easier to leave a comment here than it is on superficial?
4. jane - April 30, 2007 2:20 PM
it's like ken after his and barbie's nasty breakup
5. imscuba - April 30, 2007 2:49 PM
does this include the blood stained shirt immediately following that scene?
6. Rosalyn - April 30, 2007 3:56 PM
I actually have this sitting next to me on my desk thanks to a friend - and yes, I do like to do it myself.
7. ali - April 30, 2007 7:08 PM
@ 3. Andrea - more traffic, i.e. more idiots trying to be first, on thesuperfical.com
8. Jenny - May 5, 2007 5:50 AM
Maybe he could play with the Grindhouse Rapist doll?