If you've got a ton of spare cash lying around you can visit Adopt A Squid and adopt a giant stuffed squid. $399 will get you the 7' one (above), but if you're serious about your adoption of fake giant squids you can spend a whopping $1800 on Anthony, who comes in at 15' (below).
See that black and white peeking out the bottom? That's a person. A human person. Not sure what you'd do with something like this but I bet it'd be awesome.