Apple is on an inventing spree or something, because they've also introduced the iPhone, which combines "a revolutionary mobile phone, a widescreen iPod with touch controls, and a breakthrough Internet communications device with desktop-class email, web browsing, maps, and searching" into a little handheld device. it also uses a user interface based on a multi-touch display so you just push the screen instead of using buttons. Although if they wanted a truly revolutionary interface they should've just made the whole thing out of gummy bears.
Now I know what you're wondering, "WTF SORT OF SORCERY SHITTERY IS THIS?" And I'm right there with you. As a matter of fact, we're holding hands. No, no we're not. But I am trying to inconspicuously touch your butt with my leg. "You're that guy from the bus!" FUFUFUFUUUUUU... / Continue →
But I wasn't! Multi-Touchâ„¢
For the second time, Apple was denied a trademark for the term 'multi-touch' by the US Patent and Trademark Office after the Appeal Board upheld the original rejection. God, move on bro -- she doesn't want you!
For trademarks, "the greater the d... / Continue →
Listen: I hate my ears as much as the next person with grotesquely oversized lobes, but do see me designing $20 iPhone cases that make it look like I'm rocking different ears? No, you don't. But mostly because you can't actually see me at all, and you should be thankful for t... / Continue →