Table Top Fireplace perfect for nothing
For only $340 you can own this miniature fireplace that goes on your desk. It burns oil and has stainless steel logs and a slate base, although I can't imagine who would ever need something like this. Are there really people out there so desperate for fire they'll pay $340 for a little miniature fire lamp on their desk? Let's just lock them away now so we don't have to deal with it when they flip out and start burning their office building to the ground because they wanted to see the pretty fire show.