RC Golf Incred-a-Ball
Suck at golf? Here's an RC golf ball that'll help you cheat your way to victory for only $24.13. It'd probably be impossible to actually use on a golf course, but I guess it'd be amusing the first few times you tried it out. Although it seems hard to drive an RC golf ball around without people noticing you've got a large RC remote in your hands. "Hey, that's not a golf club! Or is it? I'm old and I can't see very well."
And then when they see your golf ball doing tricks and loops they might get a little suspicious too. Also the fact that your golf ball says the RC Incred-a-Ball might give it away too.