Egokast belt mounted video player
Egokast is a ridiculous new video player that plays videos from the belt buckle. So basically it's completely useless. You can't watch it yourself, and it's only good for showing other people stuff you wish you could see but can't. Or to punish other people for being able to see what you can't. If I had this thing it'd just be a continuous loop between Goatse, Tub Girl, and Lemon Party. At least then there'd be an explanation for why people always run screaming away from me.