Pretec Electronics Corp. has started shipping a USB drive called the i-Disk BulletProof which is bulletproof, waterproof and fireproof. Capacities range from 32 MB to 2 GB and is perfect for all the nerds out there who plan on entering warzones but need to make sure their stash of porn is safe. Which it never will be as long as I'm still alive.
And no, that's not a picture of the BulletProof USB drive. I'm pretty sure the actual BulletProof is just block of metal steel with a USB drive glued to the inside.