Idrolux Shower and Tanning Chamber
What do you get when you combine electricity and water? A radical suntan! The IDROLUX is a deluxe shower system that incorporates panels of tanning lamps into the shower walls. Laboratory tests have confirmed that the combination of water and the UVA light emitted from the panels increases the tanning effect over that of a tanning bed by 30%! You just can't argue with science. The tanning lamps also come in a variety of colors, to... give you a variety of colored tans? I'm not sure. Price is unknown, but the sheer enjoyment of your tan is sure to be worth it, provided you don't first die of electrocution. Even if you do, you'll still be one handsomely tanned corpse.