Eye Jewelry Contact Lenses
Designer Eric Klarenbeek has created new contact lenses that are guaranteed to increase the wearer's ability to frighten small children and animals. Dubbed "Eye Jewellery" [sic], these contact lenses apparently suspend tiny jewels from strands of wire. The jewelry hanging from these contacts supposedly does not affect vision, and it at least appears to make it easier to insert and remove the lenses. There's no word on testing or a release date, so until that day, you'll just have to stick to the standard jewel-encrusted eye patch.