If your attempts to perfect your wifi-compatible moustache trimmer have come up fruitless, Sharp has a product that you might find interesting. The DC2J1DZ115 is currently the world's smallest wifi module, measuring only 10x10x1.6 mm. With a power consumption of 0.9mW at rest, this module complies with both the 802.11b and 802.11g specifications. It appears that they are offering samples to companies for around $170 each, so you might want to hold off on creating your personal army of mesh-networked hamsters until the price drops. In the meantime, you should work on making them little helmets and parachutes. Safety first, after all.
Samsung has announced a nifty slider phone with 3D gaming capability that will really let you enjoy your games of Snake. One of the most interesting features is the ability to reveal a regular phone pad by sliding the phone in one direction, and a game pad by sliding the phone in the other direction. Not much is known about this phone, but it's said to have a 2" screen, MP3 player, and DMB TV reception. I applaud Samsung for releasing the world's first 3D video game phone. Wait. N-Gage, you say? What's that?
HiSon Electronics has developed a wonderful new pod that encases you in a tomb of colored lights, magnets, music, aromas, vibrations, heat, steam, and, apparently, algae. Based on medical technology and "traditional Chinese philosophy," this capsule will go through leaps and bounds to make you relax. Trust me, my friend, you better relax, for there is no explanation about what happens when you try to resist the machine's numerous and merciless methods of alleviation (I assume it can get pretty hot inside that plastic shell). All and all, this seems like the inevitable next iteration of the common leather massaging recliner, although I bet you'll never emerge from a massaging recliner into a cold and heartless future.
Igor Polyakov has developed a concept "globe-shaped world browser and communicator" that will use satellite uplinks to provide you with an instant line of communication to Lindsay Lohan. They don't actually say that last part, but I think we can all agree that it's implied. Using a globe-shaped screen that doesn't exist yet, the user has access to "weather, customized news headlines, and online contacts" from around the world. Input on this globe is entered through laser keyboard, Apple-esque touch ball, or built-in camera. Since this product won't be technologically possible for a long, long time, why don't they just go the extra mile and say it's controlled by your thoughts? Although, I doubt Lindsay Lohan would want to know the first thing on your mind when her face appears on the screen. I know I don't.
Siemens has created a great new way to accidentally kick little kids and puppies as you walk down the street. Taking advantage of the cameras found on many cell phones, Siemens is working on an "Augmented Reality" technology that allows you to use pictures of your current environment to interact with things on the screen. The first game announced by Siemens in this field is a "virtual penalty shootout" where furiously kicks of your legs might translate to kick a virtual soccer ball into a goal. I can't wait until they release an augmented reality boxing game. My morning commute just isn't filled with enough spontaneous fist fights as it is.
Victorinox, the swiss army knife company, has added another... tool to their belt. The S. Beat is a basic swiss army knife that features a removeable and rather robust 1GB MP3 player. The MP3 player has FM radio reception/recording, 6 equalizer modes, voice recording with built-in microphone, remote control, a line-in cable, plug and play capability, and support for multiple music formats (MP3, WMA, WAV, Ogg Vorbis). Add a 2" blade, mini scissors, and a nail file on top of that, and you've got quite a handy gadget. Just make sure you remember to tell the judge that you were attempting to interview that celebrity with the voice recorder, and that you were not trying to stab said celebrity in the face.