HiSon Electronics has developed a wonderful new pod that encases you in a tomb of colored lights, magnets, music, aromas, vibrations, heat, steam, and, apparently, algae. Based on medical technology and "traditional Chinese philosophy," this capsule will go through leaps and bounds to make you relax. Trust me, my friend, you better relax, for there is no explanation about what happens when you try to resist the machine's numerous and merciless methods of alleviation (I assume it can get pretty hot inside that plastic shell). All and all, this seems like the inevitable next iteration of the common leather massaging recliner, although I bet you'll never emerge from a massaging recliner into a cold and heartless future.
Igor Polyakov has developed a concept "globe-shaped world browser and communicator" that will use satellite uplinks to provide you with an instant line of communication to Lindsay Lohan. They don't actually say that last part, but I think we can all agree that it's implied. Using a globe-shaped screen that doesn't exist yet, the user has access to "weather, customized news headlines, and online contacts" from around the world. Input on this globe is entered through laser keyboard, Apple-esque touch ball, or built-in camera. Since this product won't be technologically possible for a long, long time, why don't they just go the extra mile and say it's controlled by your thoughts? Although, I doubt Lindsay Lohan would want to know the first thing on your mind when her face appears on the screen. I know I don't.
Siemens has created a great new way to accidentally kick little kids and puppies as you walk down the street. Taking advantage of the cameras found on many cell phones, Siemens is working on an "Augmented Reality" technology that allows you to use pictures of your current environment to interact with things on the screen. The first game announced by Siemens in this field is a "virtual penalty shootout" where furiously kicks of your legs might translate to kick a virtual soccer ball into a goal. I can't wait until they release an augmented reality boxing game. My morning commute just isn't filled with enough spontaneous fist fights as it is.
Victorinox, the swiss army knife company, has added another... tool to their belt. The S. Beat is a basic swiss army knife that features a removeable and rather robust 1GB MP3 player. The MP3 player has FM radio reception/recording, 6 equalizer modes, voice recording with built-in microphone, remote control, a line-in cable, plug and play capability, and support for multiple music formats (MP3, WMA, WAV, Ogg Vorbis). Add a 2" blade, mini scissors, and a nail file on top of that, and you've got quite a handy gadget. Just make sure you remember to tell the judge that you were attempting to interview that celebrity with the voice recorder, and that you were not trying to stab said celebrity in the face.
One of the first companies to jump on the new Ultra-Mobile PC craze is Eleksen, a company that specializes in the touch-sensitive textiles. Eleksen has developed a new fabric sleeve that will store your UMPC and function as a full keyboard. Sure, adding an external keyboard to an "ultra-mobile" device may seem counterintuitive, but I really like the idea of sewing keyboards into fabric. It's safe to say that the world will be a better place when I can buy a sweater for my dog that also controls my toaster. I love toast.
Microsoft has introduced a new style of PCs targeted at consumers who would rather play solitaire instead of watching their kids play soccer. The Ultra-Mobile PCs, or UMPCs, is a line of tablet-style computers with displays no larger than 7". The UMPCs themselves will be manufactured by different companies, but they will all run Windows Tablet PC 2005 and have WiFi and Bluetooth connectivity. The UMPCs will also have full multimedia functionality, allowing you to watch movies and listen to music on a giant block of plastic. I really don't think you should call something ultra-mobile when it requires its own carrying case. Now, I'd say watches are ultra-mobile. Why don't you do something with watches, Microsoft? Oh, wait... (Photo courtesy of Reuters)