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Instagram Account Collects Google Map Pictures Of The Saddest Named Places On Earth


Sad Topographies is an Instagram account that posts pictures from Google Maps featuring the saddest named places on earth. I feel like I've lived in all of these places. Currently though I feel like I live smack dab between a rock and a red-hot hard place. "Why is it red-hot?" Because it's the devil's boner.

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Wheeeeeee!: Guy Builds Tractor Trailer With Car Launching Ramp On Front In Grand Theft Auto V


This is a video from Grand Theft Auto V fanatic BlackSmoke Billy demonstrating the car-launching power of the different ramp trucks he built in-game. It was fun to watch. Like a sporting event where everybody's team wins. Can you think of any sport where everybody's team really wins? "Drinking games." DING DING DING DING! You bring over the Solo cups, I'll go pick up a keg.

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Australian Man Drives Stolen Car Into Ocean To Escape Police, Does Not Escape Police


This is a video news report from Perth, Australia of a man driving a stolen SUV into the ocean after a two hour police chase through nearby roads and sand dunes. The chase ends immediately after, with two police officers wading out to the vehicle to arrest him. No word if he will be fed to sharks. "Why would they feed him to sharks?" I don't know, I just imagine everything is more terrifying in Australia.

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And Bring A Machete: Take A Tour Of Camp Crystal Lake From The Original Friday The 13th Movie


The Boy Scout camp of Camp No-Be-Bo-Sco in northwestern New Jersey was the shooting location for the original Friday The 13th movie. They called it Camp Crystal Lake (aka Camp Blood) in the movie in case you've never seen it because your parents don't let you watch scary movies. My parents DO let me watch scary movies, under the condition that they will not come comfort me if I wake up in the middle of the night screaming. They just lock my door from the outside and I have to tough it out in there with all the ghosts and monsters till morning. This upcoming Friday, November 13th the camp is having its third ever filming locations tour of the campgrounds. Tickets go on sale this Monday, October 12th at 10AM but sold out in 8 minutes last time so you probably aren't going to get one. I'm just being honest. Just kidding, I'm being honest plus mean and spiteful. You think they have somebody with a machete come walking out of the lake as visitors pass by? It would be a shame if they didn't. I'm gonna bring a crossbow just in case. I don't like being scared.

Keep going for a commercial about the tour. You can also buy souvenir Angry Mother brand lake water, sand and woodmill shavings if you're into knick knacks and patty wacks.

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Video Capturing People Spitting Fireballs In Bullet-Time


This is Inferno, a short video of people blowing fireballs captured in bullet-time using fifty separate cameras. Per the makers: "48 DSLR camera array + RED Epic (120fps) and GH4 (96fps). No CGI Animation or VFX. All imagery in this video was created in-camera." It really is worth a watch, even if you just skip around for a little because who has the time to watch a whole minute and 45 second video? That said, has anybody made a bullet-time adult movie yet? That way you could get ALL THE ANGLES. Top, bottom, left, right, under the balls, beside the balls, INSIDE THE BALLS. Did I ever tell you I invented a buttplug that has a video camera facing outward so you can capture a butt eye's view of the world? I came up with the idea one night after challenging myself to walk all the way to the fridge and back to get a snack and videotape the whole trip from a phone clenched between my buttcheeks. I'm an innovator. Tesla Motors wants to hire me but I told them I'm not interested until my signing bonus is an electric jetpack.

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Cat Sticks Head In Bag Of Flour, Looks Like Demonspawn


These are a couple shots of Redditor teddy-bear-the1st's cat after he stuck his head in a bag of flour. Cats are weird. They will stick their heads in just about anything. I like that about them. They are CURIOUS. Plus they love playing in boxes. Honestly, I probably have more in common with cats than I do with any of my friends. "Stop licking your hand." Meow? "You're not a cat." You can't prove that.

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Nope: China's Glass-Bottomed Bridge Already Cracking


In news that shouldn't surprise anybody who knows bridges weren't meant to be made out of glass, the one that just opened in China has already started cracking (previously: Chicago's 103rd story glass skydeck cracking). Officials assured visitors that the cracks did not pose a safety concern, and that only one of three panes was actually broken, despite the fact that totally makes it sound like it's at least 1/3 less safe now. Did I mention people freaked out when it happened? PANDEMONIUM.

Reports describe visitors running and screaming in panic as they saw the damage on the U-shaped path at Yuntaishan (Yuntai Mountain) Scenic Park.

"As I was approaching the end of the passage, I heard a sudden loud 'bang.' My legs were shaken. I looked down and saw the pane underneath me had shattered.

"Some people screamed. I yelled, 'It really cracked. It really cracked!' Then I ran pushing the people in front of me. I was terrified."

I bet that was exciting! Nothing like thinking you're about to die to really get the ol' heartbeat racing. I almost got hit by a car when I was out for a stroll the other day (I take strolls) and my heart still hasn't slowed down. And that's not just the meth talking! Seriously, it's not, because I'm not on meth. Don't do meth. I am basically a D.A.R.E. officer. Let me know if you're a school administrator and want me to come talk to the kids.

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Oh Wow: SpongeBob Sings Black Sabbath's 'War Pigs'


These are a bunch of scenes from SpongeBob edited together to make it look like he's singing Ozzy Osbourne's vocals from Black Sabbath's 'War Pigs'. Youtuber Chip's World really nailed it on the editing. I just spent the last two hours trying to edit footage from my last birthday party to make it look like everyone's singing Happy Birthday instead of Why Won't You Die Already but it's hard because everyone is singing very clearly. I feel like they might have rehearsed.

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