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News Crew Captures Video Of Purple UFO In Lima, Peru

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This is a video from a newscast in Lima, Peru, that is interrupted when the crew spots a UFO hovering in the distance and starts filming that instead. Come get me you bug-eyed anus lovers, I dare you!

A few eyewitnesses say the UFO was around for almost two hours. They further said the object was disc-shaped and appeared purple at the centre. Zoomed in image of the object revealed the UFO had a bright purple centre; but the extreme right was almost black, while the other side was a darker shade of purple. The edges also "appeared to be dynamic, changing in size," Inquistr reports.


Even though the UFO was filmed by the crew, there is no footage of the mysterious object leaving the area. Thus, how it vanished from the area also needs to be answered.

God willing, the mothership will return this weekend and lay waste to humanity so animals can rule the planet. Will dinosaurs evolve again? I THINK SO. After all, evolution is cyclical. Back me up, Darwin! "No, it's not." Darwin -- I thought we talked about this. You may have been smart in the 1850's, but this is 2015, I am the NEW smart. "You've failed every science class you've taken." SCIENCE WASN'T READY FOR ME.

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Catwoman Comes Out As Bisexual, Kisses Another Lady

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In this week's Catwoman #39 it's revealed/confirmed that Catwoman (Selina Kyle) is bisexual when she kisses Eiko Hasigawa. *purrs, begins kneading couch cushion* TELL ME MORE.

Comic book writer Genevieve Valentine penned a blog post explaining the scene in which Selina is seen kissing Eiko Hasigawa, who has taken on the mantle of Catwoman in recent months, while Selina has taken on the role of a crime boss.


"She's flirted around it -- often quite literally -- for years now," she wrote. "For me, this wasn't a revelation so much as a confirmation."

However, fans who like her flirtation with Batman will not be let down, according to Valentine.

"Please be assured that Selina's longstanding connection to Batman has not been forgotten; that is not how bisexuality (or humanity) works," she wrote.

Obviously, this is great news for everybody who's ever dreamed of seeing a Catwoman, Batman and Robin threesome. "Robin is a guy." What -- WHAT? You're talking about Robin, Batman's little lady sidekick, right? That is a woman.

Thanks to Ed, who doesn't know Catwoman, but does know several cat ladies whose houses smell.

It Was *THIS* Big: Brothers Catch Massive 280-Lb Catfish With Fishing Rod In Italy

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This is the nearly 9-foot, 280-pound wels catfish caught by angler Dino Ferrari (cool name) and his brother Dario in Italy. It is one of the largest ever caught, and was released back into the river from which it came after the two brothers weighed and measured it. Me? I would have strapped a saddle to that thing and made it my new freshwater battle mount. I already have a shark mount for doing battle in saltwater. He's a hammerhead. I named him Nails. Just kidding, I named him Princess.

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Leonard Nimoy, The Original Spock, Has Died At Age 83

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Leonard Nimoy, best known for his portrayal of Spock in the Star Trek series, died this morning at his home in Los Angeles at the age of 83. Not only a Vulcan, Nimoy was also an accomplished director, thespian, photographer and poet. Obviously, he lived long and prospered. *performing Vulcan salute* Rest in peace, Leonard.

Keep going for a video of Spock's funeral from The Wrath of Khan because crying is good for you.

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Aww: Mother And Father Get Tattoos Matching Daughter's Birthmarks So She Doesn't Feel So Alone

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18-month old Honey-Rae was left with red birthmarks covering the right side of her body after complications during birth. And now her parents have gotten tattoos of her birthmarks on their own bodies so she feels special and not so alone in this cold, harsh world. When my parents saw I was born with part of a tail? They tried selling me to a traveling circus. "We didn't try to SELL you, son, we tried to give you away." My dad, ladies and gentlemen!

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So Vain: Mars Rover Curiosity Takes A Panoramic Selfie

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Note: Worthwhile much larger shot HERE, but NASA has a 32MB version that will BLOW YOUR EYEBALLS OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS if you click the image on THIS PAGE.

This is the panoramic selfie taken by the Mars Rover Curiosity while on permanent vacation on the red planet. The image is actually a composite of dozens of images taken last month after the rover crested the Pahrump Hills, which were presumably named after that Little Drummer Boy song. You know, sometimes I wish I was on permanent vacation on another planet. And, if I got to choose, I'd want that planet to be the sun.

Thanks to Viv, who informed me taking pictures of your friends is going to be the new selfie.

Like That Movie 300: 3 Olympic Fencers Vs 50 Amateurs

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This is a video from Japan of three Olympic fencers taking on fifty amateurs at the same time. Kills are scored by popping the balloon on another fencer's chest. Who do you think wins? SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER: There are only two amateurs remaining when they finally manage to pop the last pro's balloon. Impressive work, pros, but I'm gonna need to see you take out all 50 without losing a man if you want to join my death squad.

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Adam Savage Builds Scale Model Of The Hedge Maze From 'The Shining'

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This is a video detailing Adam Savage building a scale model of the hedge maze from the Overlook Hotel in Stanley Kubrick's 'The Shining', based on the novel by Stephen King. It took Adam 55 hours to complete, and will be on display as part of the traveling Stanley Kubrick exhibit, currently headed to Mexico City. Man, I wish I had an estate with a hedge maze. That's when you know you've really made it. How you know when you really haven't made it? When you spend the better part of an hour complaining about how the microwaveable spicy chicken sandwiches you got two-for-one at the dollar store last night weren't nearly spicy enough when you had them for lunch today. Seriously though, there was like, no spice. I've tasted spicier Gatorade before.

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