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Chainsaw Prank w/ Legless Guy As Disembowed Victim

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If you haven't already seen it, this is a prank video utilizing a legless man to play a dissembled chainsaw massacre victim. It is f***ed up. I feel like these Youtube pranksters have really gotten out of hand lately. I mean, somebody's going to have a heart attack eventually, and that's gonna be on you. *wiping down ninja sword* I hate to sound like the voice of reason here, but everybody I've ever killed deserved it.

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Outerspace Gas Cloud Has Enough Alcohol To Keep Us Each Drunk On 300,000 Beers/Day For A Billion Years

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In what may prove to be the most epic beer run of all time, scientists have determined that gas cloud G34.3 in the constellation Aquila has enough alcohol to provide 300,000 beers to every human on earth for a billion years. Obviously, I've already punched the cloud's coordinates into my spaceship's autopilot system and loaded the payload bay with junk food.

With a diameter 1,000 times that of our whole solar system, G34.3 has enough alcohol to give 300,000 pints of beer to every person on Earth every day for the next billion years.


American astronomer Ben M. Zuckerman discovered ethyl alcohol, the main kind of alcohol found in alcoholic beverages on earth, in interstellar gas for the first time in 1975.

G34.3′s massive alcohol content, however, remains unprecedented in a celestial body.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking? "Probably not." I was thinking about how cool it would be if, instead of water, it rained ALCOHOL. But then I got to thinking about how all the grass and trees would probably die and maybe it's for the best that I have to buy it from the store. For the record though, I'd still pay good money for a shower with the cold water supply replaced with beer.

Thanks to E V I L A R E S, who's so evil he plans on poisoning the entire gas cloud so anybody who tries to drink from it will die. WHY?!

Moving: Cello Orchesta Performs Game Of Thrones Theme

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This is a video of Spanish cello club Cellocyl performing the Game of Thrones theme. It's very beautiful. The Game of Thrones theme really moves me. Usually to run outside and start swinging a stick around and challenging neighbors to duels. UNFAIR FACT: Some neighbors will absolutely bring a gun to a stick fight.

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Sir Ian McKellan As Gandalf Giving Advice To Students

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This is a very short video of Sir Ian McKellan encouraging kids outside a school library to study hard for their exams. Because, if you don't, SPOILER: YOU SHALL NOT PASS. That's what he says. It's cute because that's what he says to the Balrog in Lord of the Rings. That's the connection. "Jesus, we get it, GW." Hey, I was just making sure -- your mom said a lot of things go over your head.

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That's A Lot: Timeline Of 29 Upcoming Superhero Movies

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Note: Larger version HERE.

Because superhero movies are all the rage right now, this is a timeline of confirmed DC and Marvel superhero movies coming out between now and 2020, created by Dylan Todd over at Comics Alliance. There are 29 movies on the list. For reference, that's more movies than I've seen in theaters in the last 10 years. I'm averaging less than a movie a year right now. Mostly because I can't stand the crowds. But also because I keep getting busted trying to sneak my own food and drink into the theater. "Seriously?" You try walking straight with four pounds of M&Ms and a 2-liter strapped to your nuts!

Thanks to Diana K, who gets a million bonus points for mentioning she wished somebody would make a Ralf Snart movie.

Good For Your Heart: Giant Batman Face Made Out Of Bean Cans On Display At Mall

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This is the giant Batman face made out of Goya bean cans (I'm getting gassy just thinking about them) on display at some mall. I would love to take a running dive into that. Then hide in the middle of a clothes rack at JC Penney while mall security looks for me. Remember when you used to always climb around in the clothes racks when your mom took you shopping when you were a kid? Those were the days. Now going shopping it's all carrying your girlfriend's bags and telling her she'd look great in everything she holds up to herself. You really would though, honey, I mean that.

Thanks to lilco, who agrees hanging on to the handrail of an escalator from the outside and riding it as high as you can before dropping is a lost art.

Scientist Stumbles Across Puppy-Size Spider In Guyana

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This is the Goliath Birdeater spider (a member of the tarantula family) that entymologist Piotr Naskrecki recently stumbled across in the rainforests of Guyana while hunting for katydids. Factoid: On Tuesdays I go to church and pray for Mother Nature because clearly she's sick in the head and needs help. Just in case you find falling asleep at night a little TOO easy:

This furry spider is the size of a puppy, and thanks to hard claws on the tips of its foot-long legs, it makes a horrifying clicking sound when it scampers through the forest.


Every time I got too close to the birdeater it would do three things. First, the spider would start rubbing its hind legs against the hairy abdomen. "Oh, how cute!", I thought when I first saw this adorable behavior, until a cloud of urticating hair hit my eyeballs, and made me itch and cry for several days.

If that wasn't enough, the arachnid would rear its front legs and open its enormous fangs, capable of puncturing a mouse's skull, and tried to jab me with the pointy implements.

Note to self: never go to Guyana. As a matter of fact, never go to any country that even BORDERS Guyana. Or a country that borders a country that BORDERS Guyana. I actually saw a spider with a body about the size of a dime (aka too f***ing big) repelling from the ceiling of my balcony over the weekend so I opened the sliding glass door and tried to use a flip-flop to cut his line and flick him off the balcony but as soon as I made contact with the line HE DISAPPEARED. I'm afraid he's inside somewhere. Which is why I told a friend I got evicted so I could crash on his couch the last two nights.

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Because It's Halloween And You're Lazy: Emoji Masks

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These are the emoji face masks for sale from Emojimasks.com. They cost $5 apiece or $15 for the whole set. Obviously, I'm going to get the poop one. "But GW, you don't need a mask to be a grinning pile of shit." Listen you -- I'll go back to bed right this second, I mean it.

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